What is 4x4?

Yes

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The first rule of 4x4 is.....................

Keep fixing it until it breaks?

Remember the ol' 4wd square body, crew cab dualies that said 3+3 on the cab and 4x4 on the fender?

That's some advanced math right there.

This makes me irate

I only get one tire spinning up front and in the rear. The other two don't do shit. I just don't understand this at all.

Apply more throttle

Um, AWD is the same thing as 4x4 except with a 4x4 you have the option of 4x4 hi, 4x4 low and just 2WD. It's all just really simple math.

4x4 is when you walk with your HANDS & FEET like a monkey!

That's 4+4

Totally different animal.

Try adding a lightbar over the windshield - that makes it much more off-roady and should fix it.

If that doesn't do it, install a Hi-Lift jack on the hood - PM Kowboy for installation tips.

Need to get two friends to grab the spinning tires to get the others to play.

Don't forget to video and post.

The easiest way to get 4x4 is to put a four tire reared.