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    The JK Contest Thread: Take 2.

    So the intent of the original version was an attempt to entice the JKO crowd over to our lil’ sub-forum on here. Now we ain’t got no sub-forum on here no more … and my contest thread got lost in space.

    Oh well. For the time bein’ at least, we still got us a jeep section. (I was afraid when the dust settled the only two categories were gonna be CHIT-CHAT and OTHER. )

    And despite bein’ computer-controlled, plastic-clad, grocery-gettin’, soccer-mom mobiles … a JK is still a jeep so we belong here.

    And I’m convinced there are folks that visit the sight to actu’ly see some 4x4 content rather than just read the mind-numbin’ dribble in chit-chat. So convinced in fact, that I’m puttin’ up cash fuckin’ money for the prize for this contest … a hun’erd dollar bill, that statistic’ly speakin’, most likely has trace elements of cocaine on it. Let’s give all the fine folks a lil’ somethin’ to read and look at.

    A hun’erd dollar bill for a hun’erd posts.

    A hun’erd legitimate posts that is. A legitimate post for this contest is defined as a post containin’ BOTH a 50-word minimum narrative AND a pic of somethin’ somehow, even loosely, related to a JK. Simple enough. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ACTU’LY OWN A FUCKIN’ JK. Don’t want this to turn into a Google picture search clusterfuck just to try to snag the bounty.

    Just like all my illegitimate young’uns tho … illegitimate posts are always welcome. They just won’t count towards the quest for a hun’erd. Enter as many times as ya like. If’n the quest for a hun’erd is completed before I die, I’ll use a random number generator to determine the winner. Winner must be a legitimate post … and can’t be me. Any and all donations to sweeten the pot will be gladly accepted.

    And Mr. snout has done just that! He done tossed in a hun’erd dollar bill as well so the pot’s at 2 hun’erd bucks.

    And Mr. Austin has requested we play tag with our posts here. Someone else can chime in on that shit ‘cause I ain’t played tag since I was in grade school.

    So … let the game begin!
    Last edited by Kowboy; 2 days ago.
    I ain't drunk ... I'm just drinkin'.

    #2
    Let me start …

    Gener’ly speakin’ … if’n a fella chunks enough money at somethin’ then his chances of unfuckin’ it are pretty decent.

    And that’s exactly what I did.

    Plenty of JK’s out there on tons and 40’s with V8’s. But I took mine to a level even an old-school CJ-7 fan can appreciate. Only computer onboard is the stand-alone brain for the 6.7 stroker hemi. Interior’s all fuckin’ metal. And even a drop-down tailgate with the CJ-7 letterin’ surgic’ly implanted.

    Here she is at K2 on a trail named ‘Most Wanted’ doin’ a lil’ flexin’ of the coilovers and stuffin’ the 40’s.

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    ENTRY #1: Post #2 … that’s me. And the rules say I can’t win.
    I ain't drunk ... I'm just drinkin'.

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      #3
      I feel like I've been here before.

      I guess we are starting back at the beginning again. That's ok, I like this idea to get the site some traction. I might be willing to throw in a can of cat food for the winner.


      Anyway, I have found that camera angle make a big difference in taking pictures of my junk that I'm not in love with.


      Exhibit A...............................I think it looks just fine.


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      Exhibit B...........................not so fine.



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      Actually doesn't really matter how they look. When you only have one way to do it..............................................it 's fantastic.
      Kevin

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        #4
        OH MY!! ... What big tires you have!


        ENTRY #2: Post #3 ... Mr. gt1guy
        I ain't drunk ... I'm just drinkin'.

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          #5
          Oh, and I tagged this thread with jko and jk. If you look at the bottom of post #1, you'll see the tags thingy. If you click on that you can add whatever you want to tag the thread.

          Don't ask me how to search tags........................still haven't figured out that part.
          Kevin

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            #6
            I always suspected you wanted to tag my ass.
            I ain't drunk ... I'm just drinkin'.

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              #7
              Someone had to sacrifice themselves for it and looks like Kevin took the bait...

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                #8
                Originally posted by gt1guy View Post
                ...........Anyway, I have found that camera angle make a big difference in taking pictures of my junk that I'm not in love with. ............
                I am telling you, a couple cup holders and you have a bigger bar top than in my kitchen..

                Does a quote and joke count as 50 words or do I actually have to type about my junk.

                Here is my JK at full droop. I will be pulling the coilovers next to make sure my ram clears. Anyone want to help, everything on my rig is so heavy...


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                  #9
                  How much Ackermann does your front end have? That looks like a way more than 100%.
                  Kevin

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NEVERLIFT View Post
                    Does a quote and joke count as 50 words or do I actually have to type about my junk. ...


                    You're in sir.


                    ENTRY #3: Post #8 ... Mr. NEVERLIFT
                    I ain't drunk ... I'm just drinkin'.

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                      #11
                      Whatever factory 1995 Ford Dana 60. The only thing that I changed was the tie rod to the ruffstuff over the knuckle y link.

                      I think between the balloon tires I have and the way took the photo.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kowboy View Post
                        I always suspected you wanted to tag my ass.
                        Originally posted by Will Scarlet View Post
                        Someone had to sacrifice themselves for it and looks like Kevin took the bait...
                        Did I win yet?

                        Apparently I need to add the no-homo tag too
                        Kevin

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                          #13
                          who won the last one. I dont want GT1guy to win this shit.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by NEVERLIFT View Post
                              who won the last one. I dont want GT1guy to win this shit.

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                              Fine, I'll keep my can of cat food
                              Kevin

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