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    Iratest wife of IBB

    Managed to piss the wife off a goodun last night. She asked me to roll over so I'd stop snoring at about 2am and apparently I got angry and shouted her out of the bedroom (I have no recollection of this), she then tried to sleep on the couch but my fish tank was too noisy. Needless to say I got a rude awakening at 6am so she could go back to bed

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    She spent half a day today making sheer drapes for the kitchen windows. Txtd me pictures of how nice they came out. I complimented her efforts and suggested the coloration she chose was awesome. They're really that cool. Soon as I mentioned she could consider making a new panel for the passthrough on the RV, I got hollered at and was accused of not listening to her. It's that time of the month, and when I say it's that time, I mean it's that time she get my pulsing male pudendum up her glistening little butt.

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      #3
      Originally posted by trampas View Post
      my pulsing pudendum .
      Well. at least that settles the "is Trampoleene a chick" debate

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        #4
        Originally posted by trampas View Post
        She spent half a day today making sheer drapes for the kitchen windows. Txtd me pictures of how nice they came out. I complimented her efforts and suggested the coloration she chose was awesome. They're really that cool. Soon as I mentioned she could consider making a new panel for the passthrough on the RV, I got hollered at and was accused of not listening to her. It's that time of the month, and when I say it's that time, I mean it's that time she get my pulsing male pudendum up her glistening little butt.
        Picture of glistening little butt so we can visualize the magnitude of this accusation?

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          #5
          When she tells me shes mad I just ask “Again or Still?”

          such is life...

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            #6
            Well, while driving home last night from our property, I suggested we order dinner since it was getting late and we were both tired. She said that sounded great, but didn't want to go in as she looked a mess. I said that was fine with me, she could call in the order and by the time we got into town it would be ready for pickup. Then we had to decide where to call. I finally suggested a place she was agrreeable to which turned out to be McCallister's (sandwich shop). I told her what I wanted and after about 5 minutes of driving, she still hadn't called and she was reading the menu out loud. I asked her if that was for my benfit or hers. She read silently after that. After 5 more minutes of silent reading, I pointed out we were going to be there before she got it ordered if she didn't make up her mind. After a minute more of no calling, I picked up my phone. Apparently that was the motivation for her to go ahead and dial the phone and yell at me for telling her how to make the damn sandwiches and stay in my lane and shit. I did pull into the lot as she was hanging up and we sat there for 15 mins in silence. After we got our food, I just sat there. She couldn't take it more than 2 minutes and finally said Would you go to the house now?! I said, don't tell me how to drive. Then went on home. I'll probably have to get my own sammiches for a while now.

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              #7
              Let's see

              Yesterday Morning 0500 the internet is down, but she doesn't know it, all she knows is she is being prompted to enter her email password. After 20 times she drags me out of bed as I.T. support, I realize no internet, So I get her phone going as a hotspot and get everything up..... BUT her email, Still prompting for password. She's mad as hell at me.... Mind you I'm no computer wizard. More ranting and raving, by 0700 I need to leave for work, She's on the Email server working off the internet and mad as hell still.


              2 hrs later I get a text apology........She had been entering the wrong password. I quietly laughed to myself.

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                #8
                I'm still living the honeymoon phase of the current relationship. She'll hate me one day though, history has shown.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Thefishguy77 View Post
                  When she tells me shes mad I just ask “Again or Still?”

                  such is life...
                  And that's how the fight started...

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                    #10
                    Happy wife, happy life.

                    Slightly irritated wife, entertaining life.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by OllieNZ View Post
                      Managed to piss the wife off a goodun last night. She asked me to roll over so I'd stop snoring at about 2am and apparently I got angry and shouted her out of the bedroom (I have no recollection of this), she then tried to sleep on the couch but my fish tank was too noisy. Needless to say I got a rude awakening at 6am so she could go back to bed
                      We don't have that problem as we both snore, so we sleep right thru it.
                      Non Lemming

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Johann View Post

                        And that's how the fight started...
                        I got a good one. She actually admits thats funny.

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                          #13
                          Who else has a menopausal wife, Gary ?

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                            #14
                            Oh no, I'm the one that gets screamed at that I have an anger problem.

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                              #15
                              Even being separated by 5 hours I can still troll that twat into a tizzy without issue. I pissed her off with facts and logic the other day and now she won't talk to me. Life is good. I just texted the potential next ex to see if she's down for french toast from a bad ass take out only place this am.

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