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    Shortest wife of IBB

    I may have this one hands down, but who knows. Someone may be a little person.

    4'11 standing next to a 35 on the EB. And freshman year of high school when I met her. I was 4'7, she was wearing heels. She stopped growing, I got steroids and didn't, now its just out not up.

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    I hope you could run fast. Starting HS at less than 5' had to be tough.
    RIP PBB

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      #3
      I think I was 4'7 in 4th grade. heh

      My wife is 5'1". I'm 6'4" so we make quite a pair.

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        #4
        Shes a hotty. You deserve neither her nor the early Bronco.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Roc Doc View Post


          I hope you could run fast. Starting HS at less than 5' had to be tough.
          I was only really handed my ass once by a classmate.

          Some friends older brothers did not take kindly to it and duct taped him naked to a pole in freshman hall.

          His older brother was one of those who taped him to the pole. He was a dick who deserved it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by woods View Post
            I think I was 4'7 in 4th grade. heh

            My wife is 5'1". I'm 6'4" so we make quite a pair.
            My boy is starting third grade this year and he is at 4' 7" already. Wife is only 5' 2" with hair poofed up. I'm 5' 11". The milk man must of been really tall.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Santa View Post
              I may have this one hands down, but who knows. Someone may be a little person.

              4'11 standing next to a 35 on the EB. And freshman year of high school when I met her. I was 4'7, she was wearing heels. She stopped growing, I got steroids and didn't, now its just out not up.
              How many times have you heard the phrase "I'm not a dwarf, I'm 1" taller than a dwarf" I hear that one all the time when I call her a midget/dwarf.
              Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pukemaggots View Post

                How many times have you heard the phrase "I'm not a dwarf, I'm 1" taller than a dwarf" I hear that one all the time when I call her a midget/dwarf.
                Wow, I respect my testicles way to much to call her a dwarf. Shes feisty

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                  #9
                  To be a dwarf you need to be UNDER 4'10"

                  Heard this a lot when dating my wife.

                  She is 4'10".

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by granitestatedestroyer View Post
                    To be a dwarf you need to be UNDER 4'10"

                    Heard this a lot when dating my wife.

                    She is 4'10".


                    I think we may have a winner.

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                      #11
                      My gf is 5', probably not the smallest, but she sure has the smallest pinky fingers of IBB. They are an inch and half. It's some genetic thing only her and her daughter have.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Poopyface View Post
                        My gf is 5', probably not the smallest, but she sure has the smallest pinky fingers of IBB. They are an inch and half. It's some genetic thing only her and her daughter have.
                        I'd have to see if she'd let me measure, but hers cant be much longer than that. She wears a size 4 shoe....I think her entire foot is like 7" long. I know because finding shoes for her is a bitch other than ugly ass kids shoes.

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                          #13
                          Tell her Irate needs measurement specs for a technical article.

                          Here a pic

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Santa View Post
                            I may have this one hands down, but who knows. Someone may be a little person.

                            4'11 standing next to a 35 on the EB. And freshman year of high school when I met her. I was 4'7, she was wearing heels. She stopped growing, I got steroids and didn't, now its just out not up.
                            So we all are wondering if "Santa" is a sex thing now

                            Nice work btw

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Santa View Post

                              I'd have to see if she'd let me measure, but hers cant be much longer than that. She wears a size 4 shoe....I think her entire foot is like 7" long. I know because finding shoes for her is a bitch other than ugly ass kids shoes.
                              What about all them bitches from China? Where do they get their shoes?
                              RIP PBB

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