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    My wasps have gone next level

    Yellowjackets/wasps/stinging-aholes are a thing where I live, so I have the little yellow conical traps around for them. For the "bees are good, don't trap them" people: I actually check my traps for bees and let them out if I catch one, I've caught two in probably eight years. Bees aren't interested in my traps.

    Anyway, my wasps built a nest in the bottom of one of the traps, and stung me this morning when I opened it up to put more bait (usually whatever soda I happen to be drinking at the time) in. Bastards.

    #2
    Sounds like you need to stop feeding them sugar like is a gd birthday party and put some poison in there.

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      #3
      Honey bees good, don't kill. Yellow jacket/wasps bad, kill. Preferably with fire or some sort on explosion.

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        #4
        424 wasps in this nest. Yes I counted them. It took awhile


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        Last edited by Raygoddamn; 06-28-2020, 10:21 AM.

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          #5
          You van buy the attractant separate. We buy in bulk for one of our facilities

          Just dont get it on you, they will hunt you down

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            #6
            Originally posted by Santa View Post
            You van buy the attractant separate. We buy in bulk for one of our facilities

            Just dont get it on you, they will hunt you down
            Sounds like that would be a good joke to play on my next camping trip. A bottle of attractant labeled as bug repellent.

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              #7
              Plant mint and basil around that area. They don't like it.

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                #8
                Buy a cheap ass bug zapper and cut away the protective plastic screen. Use a long poll to place the zapper on the nest; they will have a fucking field day stinging that zapper..(sic).

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by billdacat View Post
                  Buy a cheap ass bug zapper and cut away the protective plastic screen. Use a long poll to place the zapper on the nest; they will have a fucking field day stinging that zapper..(sic).
                  Awesome!

                  Is that your original idea?


                  "If she'll wink, she'll fuck"

                  GO MINING

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                    #10
                    They sell fake wasp nests. Apparently stinging bees/wasps don't like neighbors.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Raygoddamn View Post
                      424 wasps in this nest. Yes I counted them. It took awhile


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                      I like how you drowned an entire nest in 2 cans of poison while slurping on a beer, then dug around in the poison-soaked wasp carcasses for half and hour with your hands, while slurping on a beer.

                      GCC perfection.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by evernoob View Post
                        Do you ever get tired of being such a twat?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Boss View Post
                          Plant mint and basil around that area. They don't like it.
                          Apparently they like to hang out in strawberry plants. Every time I water the strawberries, half a dozen of those fuckers come out filled with hate

                          So far, I haven’t been stung by one
                          Army Veteran

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Raygoddamn View Post
                            424 wasps in this nest. Yes I counted them. It took awhile


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                            Shoulda bought black flag.......ya know, to show support and everything


                            http://www.blackflag.com/products/ou...et-killer.aspx


                            "For God and country, Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo"

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by evernoob View Post

                              I like how you drowned an entire nest in 2 cans of poison while slurping on a beer, then dug around in the poison-soaked wasp carcasses for half and hour with your hands, while slurping on a beer.

                              GCC perfection.


                              I only used one of those cans and I used a pair of tweezers to pick the bodies. But counting 424 of those little suckers included the consumption of a few more bottles of beer. Like I said.....it took a while

                              That was four years ago and I'm still alive...lol

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