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    Vent thread

    I couldn't find one. If there's a vent thread somewhere else, please delete this one




    Came in to have lunch this Sunday

    The girls went to the bakery.
    Got a nice fresh loaf of white bread.

    Came in to make a sandwich during some yard work


    and this drives me mad

    They start by getting slices of bread, out of the bag, from the centre of the loaf

    Cos' the first few slices aren't as fresh

    Fair enough no one wants the first slice of crust, but damn.
    The centre of the loaf now?









    #2
    Racist post is racist.


    They could have purchased black pumpernickel.

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      #3
      Every time I go to make myself a goddamn sammich all there is are the mother fucking heels.

      There's my fucking "vent"

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        #4
        Originally posted by Captain Call View Post
        Every time I go to make myself a goddamn sammich all there is are the mother fucking heels.

        There's my fucking "vent"
        For some reason in my house the heels always end up still in the bag on the counter next to the new loaf of bread indefinitely unless I give em to the dog or throw them out. Nobody but the dog or sometimes the kid eats em but they get "saved" for something I don't understand.

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          #5
          Some hasidic looking ginger faggot in a subaru wagon tried to merge into me on my bike yesterday. I gotta put an airhorn on it but it'll have to be used with discretion or drivers will probably freak out and make dodging them harder. I pulled up next to that fucker and yelled at him but he just gaped at me with a stupid asshole look on his face.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TrikeKid View Post

            For some reason in my house the heels always end up still in the bag on the counter next to the new loaf of bread indefinitely unless I give em to the dog or throw them out. Nobody but the dog or sometimes the kid eats em but they get "saved" for something I don't understand.
            Eggfuckingzactly!!!! Guess it's called being "dad" fuck that!

            God damn it now I'm pissed. Not evernoob beat a woman pissed but pissed nonetheless.

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              #7
              I'm upset the human digestive system hasn't adapted to spicy foods, yet. How many generations will it take to be born with a decent tolerance to hot peppers? Doesn't this shit become genetic at some point?

              I want to be able to scarf on chili verde, hot salsa, spicy Thai curry etc, without having a conversation with the God of Hemorrhoids the following day. I always come out on the losing end of that convo.

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                #8
                There's an article out about a guy attacking protesters with a chain saw. So, let's recap:
                First, it was a guy threatening protesters with a bow and arrow.
                Then, it was a dude flailing a Samurai sword at people.
                Now it's a jackass with a chain saw??

                They got no game bro.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Captain Call View Post
                  Every time I go to make myself a goddamn sammich all there is are the mother fucking heels.

                  There's my fucking "vent"
                  Originally posted by TrikeKid View Post

                  For some reason in my house the heels always end up still in the bag on the counter next to the new loaf of bread indefinitely unless I give em to the dog or throw them out. Nobody but the dog or sometimes the kid eats em but they get "saved" for something I don't understand.
                  Pic of today's offending loaf

                  Is this what you guys call heels?

                  We call it the crust here

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                  The bizarre part is, the girls here are still ok eating it after four days, yet even if the loaf is only 4hrs old they won't eat the first four slices from the end (because that's stale, cos' close to the end). They can't even tell the differemce from a loaf that's 4hrs or 4 days old anyway!

                  On the other hand, I always start from the first slice in from the heel/crust, but not want any of it after two days, and insist on getting a fresh loaf.


                  Originally posted by trampas View Post
                  I'm upset the human digestive system hasn't adapted to spicy foods, yet. How many generations will it take to be born with a decent tolerance to hot peppers? Doesn't this shit become genetic at some point?

                  I want to be able to scarf on chili verde, hot salsa, spicy Thai curry etc, without having a conversation with the God of Hemorrhoids the following day. I always come out on the losing end of that convo.
                  Why haven't we evolved a set of wheels on the soles of our feet yet?
                  There's been sealed pavement long enough.

                  Evolution Shmevolution

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TrikeKid View Post

                    For some reason in my house the heels always end up still in the bag on the counter next to the new loaf of bread indefinitely unless I give em to the dog or throw them out. Nobody but the dog or sometimes the kid eats em but they get "saved" for something I don't understand.
                    You don't save them to make a bread dressing?

                    Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults

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                      #11
                      when you buy a loaf, go mix up the slices and giggle when they pull from the middle.

                      i am sick and tired of the racism bull shit. i am sick and tired of the rona. and i swear the police abuse is 99% caused by assholes asking for it. and if floyd had be killed in his previous armed robbery events, no one would have given a fawk.

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                        #12
                        I let the heals get stale, then freeze. I later use them for stuffing or bread crumbs. If I have plenty in freezer, the chickens get them.

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                          #13
                          You are doing it all wrong anyway. White bread is for the children's. Wheat bread is for grown-ups.
                          Every day is better than the next.

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                            #14
                            Bread pudding. FTW!

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                              #15
                              I must be some kind of heathen. I eat the heels first, they hold a whole bunch of butter and honey better than a normal slice.

                              Venting though....my wife has NO FUCKING CLUE how to be quiet. She honestly cannot close a cupboard door quietly, or put a plate in or out of the cupboard without making a racket. Want something from the dish rack? Who cares what's on top or leaning against it, grab hold and drag it out, let the pieces fall as they may!
                              I wake up at 3am to go hunting and if I clink my fork on my plate eating breakfast I feel bad. She comes home from the gym at 6 and empties the dishwasher at top volume. Then bitches when our kid wakes up because I'm not out of bed to help with him. He wouldn't be awake if you weren't smashing dishes together like fucking cymbals on the other side of rhe wall he sleeps against!



                              I don't feel any better for having typed all that, because I know it will be just as effective as the times I've actually had this conversation with her, at solving the problem. Next house, bedrooms as far away from the kitchen as possible.

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