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    Help me get this Cock and Balls out of concrete

    Hi Irate 4x4. I have a conundrum involving a cock and balls in concrete.
    I poured this little slab to mount a bench to along a public walking trail, and a local artist came along and decorated it for me a few hours later.
    His "brush" was a flathead screw driver, and he got in there nice and deep like. The cock and balls rest about 3/8" below the surface.

    Id really prefer to not tear this pad out over the cock and balls, but the cock and balls cant stay on display for too much longer.

    Any tips of tricks on getting rid of these cock and balls?
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    #2
    I love everything about it. keep it. fill it in with paint. highlight it.

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      #3
      The very reason you stay with a pour.

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        #4
        Rub ready-mix concrete patch on it.

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          #5
          I agree. Keep it. The world is short on balls enough.

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            #6
            if you want it to look reasonable, 4-1/2" grinder and a diamond cup and a hose. grind down a square around it, then fill it with mortart/patchcrete/whatever it will forever look like a patch, but that would at least hold up to wear and not look unintentional


            Up is difficult, down is dangerous

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              #7
              That's awesome ... diamond thin wheel on a grinder, go at it with the grain until you cant tell what it is. Grout it, sponge it and sweep.
              King of HGTD

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                #8
                That's focking awesome , leave it.
                michael. gonzalez sucks cawk.

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                  #9
                  If you're an artist with a grinder, make it look like a "kilroy was here" doodle.

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                  Otherwise, grout over it or grind/patch as needed.

                  PLEASE BUY AMERICAN SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN CHINESE
                  The 4th little pig made his house of reinforced concrete, with wolfskin rugs in every room

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                    #10
                    concrete topping, 1" thick .will have to reform it first

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                      #11
                      I'm a child at heart. I draw those on dusty back windows of most every car I walk past. Always wonder how long it takes said random person to notice. MCABGA!!

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                        #12
                        I really thought you would enjoy it

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                          #13
                          Just put larger feet on the bench.
                          Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults

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                            #14
                            And you do know that a cock and balls will be carved into the bench in no time.....
                            Hey, don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults

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                              #15
                              Tell people it's a "rocket" and that it was put there as a dedication to the recent Space X launch. If they say it looks like a cock & balls, tell them to fuck off and get their mind out of the gutter.



                              Last edited by SLOWPOKE693; 06-01-2020, 08:48 PM.

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